you light up my life like a mutha fuckin’ lamp
fuck you! suck my balls! i totally remembered you!
i will rip your clit out and shove it down your throat
i don’t know what the heck is on my walls half the time, other than the cupcakes i throw at them
i like beaches, sushi, and small animals who are nice
until next time, i am a lighthouse
i just know my soup
i like the fact that my head is not exploding
why write essays when i can just send naked pictures of myself to colleges?
(Source: colfercriss)
"When you wish upon a starkid, makes no difference who you are, kid."
-Darren Criss (via intenselycool)(Source: ifinallyfoundit-archive)
“I have letters and messages all the time from young people — I won’t even make it exclusive to young people — from people all over the world who tell me that the character I get to portray has changed their lives in some way, shape or form. I hope I get to continue doing this.”
(Source: waltzy)
"I had anxiety the other day. Jessie’s Girl was on the radio, and I was like “Oh my god! I gotta get on stage! I have to like change my shirt and do all this stuff!” It’s locked in now."
-Darren Criss (x)DARREN CRISS: FAVORITE LIVESTREAM QUOTES
I hope you guys enjoy all of my favorite quotes from Darren Criss’s livestream today (all 74 glorious minutes of it):
“Cool maybe we can vote together sometime.”
“We’re gonna mosey along with our wacky adventure together!”
“I’m Darren! I… I like beaches, sushi, and small animals (who are nice).”
“They’re fake evil! Which is the best kind of evil! So that’s cool.”
“Geometry is super super fun… because… you know what that sucks.”
“This is why I’m on a show where they write lines for you. So I kind of avoid… what’s happening now.”
“This is the waiting music! Everyone ready for this? UH UH! Wow that song was really good! I didn’t expect that to be as good as it was.”
“I was at Coachella this weekend, hence the colored fingernails. And other colorful things that you may or may not see.”
“So uhm YEAH.”
“So if you wanna be cool, like really cool, like you’re already cool if you’re here, but if you wanna be super cool, like add a cape to your coolness… I guess… I don’t know why a cape is cool… but either way, check Freelance Whales out.”
“WAIT. Before you say anything, just know that thousands of people are judging you. Ok. go.”
“Don’t you worry your beautiful little heads.”
“If I ever stray away, feel free to find me and kick me in the shins.”
“Guys I’m kind of nutty, but you have to understand that that’s all just me being myself.”
“If I could hug every single one of you right now, I would do it in a heartbeat. But I can’t. There’s just a camera. Can I hug the camera??”
“Everyone having a good time? *yeaaaaa* Oh awesome that’s cool, so am I, and I’m really glad you guys could make it.”
“I wish I lived in the future where we have teleporters. And then one day, a thousand years from now, after the robots take us over, we can teleport pizza into livestreams.”
“Dalton seems to be this Lord of the Flies school run by children with no adults whatsoever.”
“The only person who would let kids run wild, singing and dancing, looking good in blazers, is Christopher Walkin.”
“Of course, DUH, I would love to.”
“That which makes you different is what makes you strong. Whether you’re gay, straight, orange, purple, dinosaur… I don’t care.”
“There’s a thousand people behind the camera pointing spears at me to make sure I do everything correctly. I’m actually chained to this chair and I can’t leave. And if I don’t do this correctly, they won’t feed me.”
“Clearly this wasn’t very planned, guys, but neither are half of the things in my life.”
“This is the biggest show I’ve ever played. It’s probably also the silliest show I’ve ever played. So, huzzah, on both accounts.”
“DANGERRR I’M FALLING IN LOVE FALLING IN LOVE FALLING IN LOVE WITH HERMIONE GRANGERRR.”
“And then it’s intermission. So, yeah.”
My favorite thing Darren said last night:
It was something along the lines of, “You guys didn’t come out here to see me, I came to see you”
(Source: peetascookie)
Omg and when Darren sat down to play Coolest Girl, he played some notes before speaking and everyone screamed like crazy, and Darren goes “Jeeez - four notes!” and laughed.
(Source: jpierrepontcriss)
